Vintage 'Mrs Cotton's Practical Poison' A5 Softcover Notebook

This A5 softcover notebook blends vintage dark-humour charm with everyday practicality. The matte laminated cover features a distressed Victorian advertisement-style design that reads “Mrs Cotton’s Practical Poison,” complete with an antique portrait, ornate lettering, and a subtle skull-and-crossbones accent on the back. Inside, 150 lined pages of 90gsm paper handle ink and pencil without ghosting, while the flexible perfect binding lets the journal lie flat for comfortable writing. Carry it for quick notes, sketching macabre ideas, planning themed events, or as a conversation-starting prop on your shelf.

Product features

- Lies flat with flexible perfect binding

- 150 pages (75 sheets) of 90gsm lined paper

- Matte laminated front and back cover with full-colour print

- A5 size (5.9" x 8.3") — one compact size

- Small barcode printed on back; adult-use design and sourced from UK/Portugal/Germany

Care instructions

- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from the United Kingdom, Portugal, or Germany

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.