{"product_id":"dont-be-a-twat-gaming-mouse-pad-vintage-kitchener-recruiting-poster-non-slip-desk-mat","title":"Don't Be a Twat Gaming Mouse Pad — Vintage Kitchener Recruiting Poster, Non‑Slip Desk Mat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9.5\" × 8\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(49, 43, 54); background-color: rgb(250, 248, 245);\"\u003eTaken from Alfred Leete's Wartime Poster depicting Lord Kitchener, this 'Don't Be A Twat' Mouse Pad is l\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(35, 32, 37);\"\u003eight, blunt, and \u003c\/span\u003ebrings a cheeky vintage attitude to any desk. A crisp polyester surface showcases a retro recruiting-style illustration with bold, dark typography, while the textured black rubber underside keeps the pad planted during intense clicks and swipes. At 9.5 x 8 inches and 3mm thick, it’s slim enough to fit tight workspaces but substantial enough to steady both optical and laser mice. The smooth, anti-fray edges make it easy to clean and keep the print looking sharp through daily use — a little dose of irreverent charm for gamers, remote workers, and anyone who likes their setup with a side of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable polyester top with vivid print quality\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-slip natural rubber backing for stable tracking\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Smooth surface supports optical and laser mice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Slim 3mm profile with anti-fray stitched edges\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Compact 9.5\" × 8\" size, easy to clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":58675365609820,"sku":"25026640282869571054","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1031\/9711\/4716\/files\/17347163670634517722_2048.jpg?v=1786874461","url":"https:\/\/phatbobcreations.co.uk\/products\/dont-be-a-twat-gaming-mouse-pad-vintage-kitchener-recruiting-poster-non-slip-desk-mat","provider":"PhatBobCreations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}